'I'd take a crack at you': Valentine's cards lampoon Rob Ford
Published Friday, January 31, 2014 1:09PM EST
A Toronto designer is hoping to capitalize on Rob Ford's notoriety this Valentine's Day, with a series of tongue-in-cheek greeting cards featuring the mayor's likeness and some of his famous turns-of-phrase.
Scotty Naughty is selling the Ford-inspired greeting cards -- featuring cartoon caricatures of the mayor -- on his website.
One of the cards poses the question, "Re-elect me as your Valentine?"
The answer, written beneath a stern likeness of the mayor, is simply, "Mayor answer be yes!"
Another pushes the envelope with its assertion, "I must have been in one of my drunken stupors when... I fell for you."
The cards, in the style of Valentine's greeting many may remember giving to classmates during their school days, are available in sets of 6 or 12, starting at a price of $8, plus shipping.
If you'd like to spread the love this Valentine's Day, there's still time to order a set.
The artist writes on his site that shipments to Toronto addresses typically take 3 days to arrive, while those sent elsewhere across Canada should arrive in less than a week.